Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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