So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
