He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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