She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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