Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Randomize
