i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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