I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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