come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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