It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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