I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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