You really coming over, don't trick.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
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