that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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