But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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