Is it normal to miss your booty call?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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