I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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