She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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