I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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