What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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