Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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