I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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