i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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