found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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