I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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