yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
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You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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