genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
