A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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