True but thats because hes a fetus.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
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I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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