There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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