So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?