did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I hope mine doesn't look like that
her facebook's as public as her vagina
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.