Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?