I wannas sexs uuuuu
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?