he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?