You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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