That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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