just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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