i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Randomize
