normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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