please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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