um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
nutella sex= disaster
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I want her autograph on my taint
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
