Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
how do flat chested girls get laid?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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