we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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