someone get that fucking seahorse.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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