so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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