and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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