i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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