ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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