They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Watching her eat just hurts me
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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