i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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