How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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