i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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