are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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