hotel room ftw
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize