Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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