her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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