i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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