did you get engaged???
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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