I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
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just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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