Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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