love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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