bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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