i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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